you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with
if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?
Execute The Furries
*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*
all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful
"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "
"Dad you named me after a girl."
“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”