xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

dekutree:

mangoshawty:

reallylameblog:

dekutree:

if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?

Execute The Furries

*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*

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crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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foxyplaydate:

"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "

"Dad you named me after a girl."

“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

missmartian23:

nova-dragon:

basically

Oh shit.

someone made a comic of my everyday

fffuuucccckkkk